Hello there folks.......Its Me Again and Im Blogging About Some Random Shit So lets have some fun Now:
Here Some Things That I Find Funny:
Pregnant ppl walking: you ever look at a prego person walk?!?! Lmao there just woddling back and fourth just 2get to the place they got 2 go.............fucking funny
Fat Chicks Who Wear Skinny Women's clothing: FAIL: Now your big ass knows Better....If the shirt say's Size 7 and your a 32.......Do the Math your not gonna fit in it.
Angry Gay People: There Just Funny thats all lol
Gonorrhea: Now if you get that shit.... A: That means your having alot of Sex with different People (sluts) B: Your Sleeping Around (same as Above) C: Same As Above
Now the Thing That Makes It Funny is....... When you find out that you have it...Your supposed to take the med that the Doctor Gives you and Wait........NOT TAKE THE MED FOR 2DAYS AND THEN GO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEBODY ASAP...................FAIL
Gonorrhea Causes
Gonorrhea is caused by the Neisseria gonorrhoeae bacteria. The infection is transmitted from one person to another through vaginal, oral, or anal sexual relations.
Men have a 20% chance of getting the infection by having sexual relations with a woman infected with gonorrhea.
Women have a 50% chance of getting the infection by having sexual relations with a man infected with gonorrhea.
An infected mother may transmit gonorrhea to her newborn during vaginal childbirth.
Ok im Outs Thanks for reading and Always Remember If Your Happy................... Im Happy
Whats up folks its your Buddy Artistic and im Here Again with Some Random ish Again
So yeah its been awhile in such just chilling in the good oooooooo Va (Ugh). As always hanging with some friends and chilling with the lawyer lol (Big Shout out to the lawyer) yeah anywho the summer is soon 2be over and fall is right around the corner Fack cold weather lol. Alright im done with the stupid chit chat and now with the random shit.....
Things that fail to amuse me or just have me saying WTF?
Poppington<----- its a fucking lame ass word?!?! Do you really think your cool by saying this? Im Sorry that Would Be A FAIL.
People who want other People's Men or Women: Now this can go into many things but fuck it you decide on how you want to take it!!! I really think its stupid that people would want to put themselves into that problem, think about it...You have 10 bucks and you want 15? So what do you do, you go for that extra 5 why? i dont know maybe its something in your head that tells you that you need more shit or whatever (o_o)
Saying Something and then doing something else: Shit i do it sometimes lol... hell i think everybody does it So there's really no point to jump into this.
Women Who Dogg The Shit Outta Other Women But Still Hang Out With Them: That shit right there......I just Dont Understand or maybe its just the female Nature? One day your hating So and So and calling her this and that and then the next day your going shopping with her or whatever?!?! Wtf........How the fuck does that work? FAIL -_-
Skinny Jeans: Shit is gay im sorry. Thats an item made for women?!?! Why you ask...Well Let me tell you Men have balls meaning they need air..Women dont have balls meaning its ok for them to rock it enough said Fail -_-
People who Bitch about love and How there Not Happy with Life: RING RING Stop Bitching People its called Life for a reason..Shit is Not gonna go your way all the time. So just be happy that your alive and that your not homeless. Another thing stop Bitching about love....Grab yo Shit and say fuck it!!!!! Stop bitching Because the only person who can fix it is yourself, Nobody is Hold your hand and walk you through it.
Fail Chicken Tv Dinners: Those Shits are Garbage Enough Said Fail -__-
Internet Dating: Lmao.......Is it Cheating if you have Bf/Gf in the internet world and in the real world Fail -_-
Board Games: Playing the Same Damn Game Over and Over is Just Fucking Boring im Sorry the shit gets old and Played out Fail -_-
Whack House Parties: What do i mean when i say whack?!?! Not having food or fucking snacks at the damn party?!?! Wtf people...cant buy a bag of chips or something Fail -_-
Not Saying Thank You: Ok this right here can go into alot of things lol but here's a Good Example (Bill)Hey can you Dj at my party for me....... (Bob)Ok Later on the party ends and nothing is said but damn you had the party jumping Wtf people a simple thank you can go a loooooooooooooong way Fail -__-
Well thats about it for Now Feel free to hate my blog or whatever And Remeber If your happy im Happy lol
